The hardcore fans of RTJ will remember the problem I had with the Taco Bell drive-thru workers asking ‘How are you?’ and then sitting in silence until I decided to order, no matter how painfully long it took.

Well, after a call to corporate, I swear that problem was cleared up. Now every time I go, they will answer me. Imagine that.

After that was my problem with the Buffalo Wild Wings commercial, and considering it is my top viewed post, I’m guessing others agree.

So I’ve got a new beef.

What is your favorite sports hairdo? - Lancaster, Tully, Md.

I'll give you a top-5.

No. 5: Kobe Bryant's halfro

I loved Kobe's haircut early in his career. It was so different. Now he has a shaved head like everyone else. That's reason enough for me to dislike him. But the halfro was sweet.

BR,

Sorry for the long absence, I used to go on RTJ all the time on my blackberry, and then you changed formats which made for poor viewing on my blackberry.

At any rate, have you seen the ad's you have running? I like the one for the Envoy Game with the Rapunzel-like woman with the milky white breasts. Have you played? If so, let's hear the full BR review. - Walter Sobchak

Welcome back, old friend. I completely understand your predicament. RTJ is not quite entertaining enough to visit at home on the computer, but a great time waster while at work or doodling on your phone. I'd be in the same boat if I didn't run the joint.

Any comments on this video? - Harold

I think it's been well established that Arizona State is not the place to go for any hope of intellect.

Jimmy Kimmel is our most famous alum (and when I say alum, I mean he attended for a couple years before dropping out. Still, he's willing to go on the air drunk and talk about the Sun Devils, so he's OK by me), and if that doesn't tell you all you need to know about ASU, then I'm not sure what would.

Who do you think is a better singer - Paul Potts or Susan Boyle? - Lucius

Both are great stories, and it's obvious that while we won the Revolutionary War, Britain has a leg up on middle-aged, unassuming music superstars (with apologies to Taylor Hicks, whose name I couldn't remember but quickly found by googling 'gray-haired american idol guy').

You can't really go wrong with either, but I'm still partial to Potts.

So I was at the Cubs-Astros game (Tuesday night) when the ever-popular kiss camera starts scanning the crowd.  There's a couple reluctant participants, then a few who know the game and get into it, and then the best kiss camera couple I've ever seen -- George H.W. Bush laying a big, wet one on Barbara!  It's by far and away the best I've seen at a sporting event.  Do you have any memorable fan cam moments to share with us? - Lucius, Vineville, Ga.

First of all, who hasn't locked tongues with Barbara Bush? Oh, the stories I could tell from those crazy frat parties at Smith College back in the day. (Edit: Apparently, Bush, Sr., didn't use up his three secret murders while in office. Since he still has one left, I'm recanting my previous statement. Barbara Bush and I have never played tonsil hockey behind the bleachers during a Smith College football game. If I turn up dead in the next few days, you know where to look.)

Answer some questions! - E-Rod, Tuscaloosa, Ala.

There. Are you happy? I know you didn't technically ask a question, but at least I responded.

If anyone is in Alabama the next few days, tell A-Rod's illegitimate vowel cousin that we appreciate his feedback.

Do you think NASA should name Node 3 of the International Space Station "Colbert" after he got his viewers to submit enough write-in votes to win NASA's naming contest? - Lucius, Houston, Texas

Wait, what? Please hold while I look this up. Yupp, it's true. 'Colbert' beat out NASA's top of four suggested options by a cool 40,000 votes. This gets a wholehearted thumbs up from me. Technically, NASA has an out because they can deem it inappropriate, but really, what's the harm? It's not profane, and it's actually a pretty hilarious prank.

This is such a wonderful, wonderful revolution we are going through. With the rise of the internet, anything is possible. A few cases in point:

Not really a question, more of a suggestion: Why don't you set up a RushingToJudgment Streak for the Cash group? That way if another golden chance to pick anyone over ASU (such as Syracuse) comes up, you can all bask in my wonderful picking abilities... - Dave, Tucson, Ariz.

I had no idea you could do that. This is going to be sweet. If anyone wants to join the group, I've set one up here. The group name is: RushingToJudgment.com. The group password is: RTJ. Please don't mock me for my embarrassingly high amount of games played. I told you I was addicted.

I'll remind you guys again that we have a few spots left in the RTJ fantasy baseball league. We are trying to get 20 teams to play fantasy baseball in an N.L.-only league, so that players like Koyie Hill and Augie Ojeda will have to be picked up. If you want to play, contact me or leave your e-mail in the comments, and I'll send you an invite. Hurry, the draft is Sunday.

Did you know that Courtney Paris at Oklahoma said she will pay back her $64,000 scholarship if the team doesn't win a national title? What will you do if you don't win your March Madness pool? - Delilah, Austin, Texas

Hmm, never really thought about it. First of all, I am five times more likely to win my office pool. Oklahoma is pretty good, but UConn is untouchable. UConn will probably be playing its scrubs with 15 minutes to go in the title game, and Geno Auriemma will leave with five minutes left to beat traffic.

OK, here's my plan: Once the tournament is over, I'll post the number of points I scored up on the site. If you beat me, put a link to your bracket either in the comments section, or send it to me via e-mail, and I'll give anyone with a higher score a guest post. That's quite generous of me, if you think about it. Sure, Paris is giving back cold, hard cash, but I'm putting my reputation on the line by letting someone else step on this hallowed ground I call RTJ. Either way, we're both making bold predictions with enough on the line to back it up.